Quote of the Day.
“Comedy is unusual people in real situations, farce is real people in unusual situations, and bizarro is unusual people in unusual situations.”
~ khet.
“Comedy is unusual people in real situations, farce is real people in unusual situations, and bizarro is unusual people in unusual situations.”
~ khet.
Phone is ringing once again. That thing has gone off five times already. Don’t get all upset just because the fucking phone wasn’t picked up and the poor bastard on the other end didn’t feel like listening to how shitty your life is. He’s positive your life does suck worse than any have sucked in the history of human occupation on Earth. Of course, and this merits multiple sessions of whining on the talky-talk.
Get a hammer and destroy this cursed idol.
It’s father took a sandwich off the table, opened the child’s fractured face, placed the food within the shiny red pulp, then shut the bloody flaps sealing the head.
but it is my highway the highway men the highway brood the highway stream the highway hypnotism mocking adjustments to mirrors and seats. of course you’ll be uncomfortable. it’s summer time on the coast and your AC sucks the gas out. alternate. take in the view. show the road you knew what you knew.
WARNING!!!! – this material is geared toward a mature and nonsensical audience, anything written here can and will be used against you, and knowledge of this kind will make faces appear ugly by default. Thank you and enjoy.
My stories now make up the bulk of this site, and there are certain things that I require to perfect my art of storytelling… One of those would be the ability to create a story from scratch, no pun intened, and then proceed to reach 20000 words in a month’s time… I have chosen to do this now, with two days down and out, and would not wish it any other way… Not next month, but this month I shall see if I can make this particular story the primary focus of my intent… Not dallying between stories as I have been, this is a true test of my writing mettle, and I shall steel myself against the onslaught of randomness that permeates my thoughts at most points… By the way, I have never really finished a story in …
“Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.”
~ Jim Morrison; poet, writer, and singer.